That’s Great, But Can I Get My Food On, You Know, An Actual Plate? (30 Pics)

“We want plates!” That’s what we’re all saying nowadays when we’re at restaurants. You remember restaurants, right? They were like your kitchen but in another space, and someone else makes the food for you. But, though they should technically be allowed to do whatever they want, chefs at fancy restaurants are still taking it too far.

People like to eat off of plates. People are ignored. Who knows better how to serve food? Some foodie? Some paying customer? No. Indeed, regular people may know how to cook, but do they know how to serve? Only a professional knows.

The people posting on r/wewantplates seem to think it’s funny to turn food into art. Plebians! If you want plates, go to some normal place to eat.

Restaurants take it too far when serving food that belongs on a plate:


1. The “Three Little Pigs” served on a brick. Pulled pork sliders.

Reddit

2. At least the state of the yolks means they won’t be finding their way into the crevices of the wood.

Reddit

3. Spaghetti-no.

Reddit

4. Loaded chips served in a mug .. don’t even know how to eat this.

Reddit

5. They call this a “sushi cupcake ferris wheel.”

Reddit

6. Not one, but TWO pans AND a cutting board.

Reddit

7. I’m lost for words…

Reddit

8. I think the chef forgot to plate up my dish?

Reddit

9. We want cups. Mai Tai in a SPAM can. Sea-Tac airport.

Reddit

10. Giving new meaning to the “onion dip”

Reddit

11. My breakfast came on a shovel… what’s next?

Reddit

12. Head of lettuce literally

Reddit

13. We want plates… and silverware please…

Reddit

14. The kid’s meal at The Big Texan served in a hat.

Reddit

15. I mean, it’s kinda cute, right? Hot dogs in a dog bowl? Right?

Reddit

16. Cast Iron Insanity.

Reddit

17. Maybe the Universe trying to tell you do a urine test!?!

Reddit

18. My meal was served in a folded license plate. I mean I guess it is a plate in a way.

Reddit

19. I ate a chicken croquet served in a shoe.

Reddit

20. My friend is vacationing in Armenia. This is his $6 dinner.

Reddit

21. I guess the chicken wings are… flying?

Reddit

22. Ice cream served in a flower pot.

Reddit

23. Mudbug pirates.

Reddit

24. The hushpuppies came in a literal dog bowl.

Reddit

25. Apple pie and whip cream in pots.

Reddit

26. Multi-flavor pizza served in a tire.

Reddit

27. Tiramisù in a coffee maker in Italy…

Reddit

28. I ordered a Cocktail, I got a salad.

Reddit

29. Tonka truck full of wings.

Reddit

30. This isn’t what we mea-

Reddit

h/t Reddit: r/WeWantPlates