It’s that time of year again. Time to be horrified by your neighborhood because people keep trying to make their houses scarier and scarier for Halloween.
When I was a kid, there was exactly one house on the block that went overboard for every holiday. Respectfully, I ask them to at least match their decoration budget with a donation to charity. Honestly, I bet they did so.
One thing they did that’s positively unmatched was leaving a scarecrow on the porch sitting in a chair for a whole month… then, on Halloween, the owner of the house dressed as the scarecrow and sat in the chair and scared us when we approached. That’s a magician-level amount of planning and my hat is off.
The following people really went for it this Halloween. Let’s take a look.
Here are the spookiest Halloween decorations I had time to find this year: