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30. Take your pick 😉
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31. The dad bod to expect when you’re expecting.
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32. My favorite scene from the movie ‘Misery.’
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33. Stephen King, author of ‘Misery’ dead in a wheelchair because his daughter was texting someone “LOL. Dad’s napping.”
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34. ‘Set it to “heavily soiled” because I’m a creep.’
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35. An honest look at your next date. 🙁
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36. This was a character you could unlock in the original Goldeneye for N64. His name was “Odderjob.”
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37. Happy Anniversary to a guy caught cheating by his wife who is a librarian, I guess.
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38. Choke down some orange juice!
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39. Mmm. Just momma never made it.
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40. That looks hot! Might want to be careful with that.
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41. Dr. Seuss wrote the inspiration for whatever the hell this is.
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42. The weirdest part about this is that I’ve never seen a nun smile.
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43. Get in. We’re going to track down those campers who are clearly cat people.
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44. This is how I feel at every job interview.
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45. In the running for Weezer’s “Surf Wax America” music video.
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