30. Take your pick 😉
31. The dad bod to expect when you’re expecting.
32. My favorite scene from the movie ‘Misery.’
33. Stephen King, author of ‘Misery’ dead in a wheelchair because his daughter was texting someone “LOL. Dad’s napping.”
34. ‘Set it to “heavily soiled” because I’m a creep.’
35. An honest look at your next date. 🙁
36. This was a character you could unlock in the original Goldeneye for N64. His name was “Odderjob.”
37. Happy Anniversary to a guy caught cheating by his wife who is a librarian, I guess.
38. Choke down some orange juice!
39. Mmm. Just momma never made it.
40. That looks hot! Might want to be careful with that.
41. Dr. Seuss wrote the inspiration for whatever the hell this is.
42. The weirdest part about this is that I’ve never seen a nun smile.
43. Get in. We’re going to track down those campers who are clearly cat people.
44. This is how I feel at every job interview.
45. In the running for Weezer’s “Surf Wax America” music video.
